Sink Wins MVP, Snubs Training Camp

GORDON PARK, Vancouver, October 10, 2006. It was recently announced that Sink of the Sausages won the MVP for the MHR tournament in August. Congratulations Sink! Sink has been pestering me for weeks to tell the world about her MVP win. Some have speculated that the award may have inflated her ego to unmanageable proportions. Since the announcement, she has refused to attend training camp for the Horses. "I have a full slate of interviews with every sports publication in North America," said Sink. "How can I find the time to jog with the non-MVPs in training camp?"

P.F.

Answer to the Trivia Question

From the September 27 post, the answer to the question regarding nudity was Glenda Jackson. "Anonymous" got the answer correct in the comments. Who was that anonymous person? Probably someone who is a big fan of www.mrskin.com. In case you have been living under a rock, Mr. Skin is a regular on the Jeff O'Neill show on CFOX. He has a phenomenal knowledge of movie nudity. You can give him any actor/actress' name and he'll tell you every movie and scene where that person got naked on screen. It's like nudity trivia taken to the next level!

P.F.

Happy 40th Birthday to Claudia!

It's Claudia's actual 40th today, but thanks to everyone who came out on Friday night to help celebrate! I was concentrating so much on keeping the surprise a secret that I forgot the camera so no pictures from the party, but here's one of C's typical jovial moments at the Burrowing Owl restaurant in Osyos.
For her gift I made her a Claudia mug because they are hard to find in stores. On the other hand, David mugs are easy to find, so for her past three birthdays I got her David mugs. Hey, I had no choice, there weren't any Claudia mugs!