Sausages Soil the White Sox

CHINA CREEK PARK, BRITISH COLUMBIA, May 25, 2006. The Sausages came to play in game number four of the 2006 season against the rebuilding White Sox. Led by the solid hitting of Mells and the fine chucking and stick of Volley, the Linked Ones beat the Sox 15-8. Mells was four for four on the night. T-Bag, who was dropped down to the number eight spot in the batting order, proved the coach wrong by going three for four at the dish. Norm! also had a good night, going three for four as well, after getting off to a slow start to the season.
Winter was showing some emotion on this night. "I'm not ashamed to bunt," he said just before roping a line drive past the third base person's ear. "I love giving the pitcher a million looks," he added.
DeedeeK was getting into it with some fans, who were heckling her about throwing home instead of second base. "I have to throw home once in a while when there's a runner on base or they'll run on me every time!"
To which the heckling fans replied, "Your ankle support doesn't go on your left foot! It goes on your brain!" Three fans were ejected from the ballpark by security.
Meanwhile, junior fan club member Julius was cheering on dear old dad. "You're my hero dad!" he exclaimed (or did Dirty Al just imagine that part?).
Box score:
Dirty Al 3/5
Norm! 3/5
Sink 2/5
Shoe 2/5
Volley 3/4
DeedeeK 2/4
Mells 4/4
T-Bag 3/4
Winter 2/4

That's it!
P.F.