MONTGOMERY PARK, Vancouver, BC August 10, 2006. The Sausages "ferreted out" their second win in a row the easy way, after the Spectacles defaulted last night's game due to insufficient players. "They are on, uh... summer holidays," said Rick, coach of the Specs.
"I think he's covering for them," said Mit. "I saw them at the bar this morning getting gooned. What I mean is, they were getting gooned, not me." Mit was seen later doing squats with T-Bag on her back.
The default win put the smoked, cured ones at 7-7 on the season with one game remaining, the first time since game two that they have been at .500.
The Sausages lent the Spectacles some players and the game went ahead on a "fun" basis, although it was anything but a "fun" game for some. "I hate it when people aren't competitive," said DeedeeK before guzzling her sixth can of Red Bull and charging out to play for the other team. Coach Shoe got into hot water for trying to bat three women in a row near the top of the order. "What was I thinking?" said Shoe. He then promptly dropped one of the women to the ninth spot.
Norm! brought his pet ferret Pepita to the game. Pepita was in mourning over the loss of her mate Pepe. "She didn't want to be alone tonight," said Norm!
After the game the players went over to M.E.M's place for a delicious and nutritious lasagne feast. Julius missed the party so Mem gave Chicken Little to Dirty Al to take home to Julius. When asked if she played poker, Mem said "I was weaned on a deck of cards." Later, after some calculated thought, she blurted out, "Im a hustler."
Mem introduced the team to her dogs Bridget and Pearl, but she didn't say what breed they are. T-Bag was speculating they were Shi-tzus and others were saying they were bulldogs. Shoe thought they might be the rare cross breed called the bull-shit.
Thanks to Mem for putting on such a great "do" for the team!
Box score:
T-Bag 3 pieces of lasagne
Shoe 3 pieces
DeedeeK 2
Dirty Al 2
Norm! 2
Speed 2
Claire 1
Collette 1
Mit 1
Mem 1
Volley 1
Yumi 1
Claudia 0.05
Kaya 0
Ewan 0
P.F.
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