Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Sausages Lick Shirtsicles

MONTGOMERY PARK, May 18, 2007. Some days it all seems to click. The Sausages snapped a one-game losing streak against the Shirtsicles Thursday night, defeating the Hawaiian-patterned ones 20-5 in front of a half-full bleacher of fans. The membraneous meat tubes scored two in the first, three in the second and five in the fourth to leave no doubt by mid-game who was going to win. The fans started heading for the exits by the middle of the sixth inning.
Shoe got his first start of the year, but it was all offence on this night as the Sausages racked up 27 "hits" against two Shirtsicle hurlers.
Norm! had his best game at the plate this year, going 5/6, and SetterMan in the leadoff spot also went 5/6 and scored 4 runs in the crushing.
The entire team was ordered not to talk to reporters, so no quotes were available at press time.
Next game is Thursday at Montgomery West, where the Sausages will host the White Sox.

Box score:
SetterMan 5/6
Norm! 5/6
Sink 3/6
Shoe 4/5
Dirty Al 3/5
Slashbunt 1/5
T-Ball 3/5
Volley 3/5
DeedeeK 0/1
Myrla 0/4

p.f.

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