Sources tell this writer that the Traders are so scared of tonight's game agains the Sausages that they are busy short-selling their own stock!Shoe said "it would give me no more pleasure than to email Blake with the score of Thursday's game and make snide remarks about how badly we beat them." Shoe was referring to the system of reporting scores where only the winning team need report the score. The irony being that Blake is not only the league records keeper, but also the captain of the Traders.
Game time is 6:30 at Montgomery West. Live entertainment during the seventh inning stretch will be provided by Kelly Clarkson, who will belt out a 12-minute verson of the Star Spangled Banner, sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree.
See you there, and bring your umbrella.
P.F.
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