Monday, October 29, 2007

Particularly bad wine mars local wine competition

VANCOUVER, BC, October 6, 2007. A neighbourhood's celebration of wine and friendship was nearly ruined when one guest brought a wine so foul tasting it interfered with the proper tasting of the other wines. "I don't know who brought wine number two," said co-host Rob. "But I noticed Daz was particularly complimentary about it all night, and this one score of 8.5 out of ten seems to be in his handwriting."
"I quite like number two," said Daz nervously, before gulping down a large wedge of brie cheese. But word soon spread among the amateur wine tasters to avoid the infamous number two, and it ended up receiving the lowest overall score since the inception of wine tasting competition in 1957.
"After taking out the best and worst scores, we averaged all the wine scores, and number two ended up with a 2.7," said Rob showing off his sophisticated Excel tracking spreadsheet.
The winning wine was Rolf Binder-Hales' Barossa Valley Shiraz from Australia, brought by Cathy, which scored an average 8.6.
Full results are listed below.
P.F.


Person Region Type Wine Drop Low and High Best Comment (or two)






Sooz
Argentina Shiraz Funky Llama 7.9 "Could use more fruit, but tasty"
Daz BC Grapes La Wunderbar Mansell 2.7 "Crap", "An abhorrent wine", "Red… I think"
T-Bag and MIT
Italy Ripasso Folonari Valpolicella Classico 7.9 "Smokey with an oak finish", "Peppery finish"
Andrew L BC Cab Merlot Hester Creek 6.1 "Light, hint of raspberry, sweet"
Rob and Veronica Australia Shiraz Hugo McLaren Vale 8.4 "Well balanced, sophisticated, classic"
Kae and Jason Chile Cab Sauv Aresti Estate Selection 6.6 "Nice, fully bodied, could cellar a couple more years"
Dirty Al
Australia Shiraz Buller Black Dog Creek 7.9 "Still a little young (like Tomoki)"
Smitty and Julia Argentina Cab Sauv Pascual Toso Reserve 7.9 "Mild and spicy"
Shoe Chile Cab Sauv Mapu 7.8 "Dry, good nose, hint of lilac, slightly gay"
Rob and Masako Australia Shiraz Briar Ridge Signature Release 7.1 "Not bad, can't really remember"
Harumi N BC Gamay+PN+Merlot Rigamarole 7.8 "Strong hint of grapefruit", "uncommon, lightish"
Cunny
Australia Shiraz Wyndham Estate Bin 555 7.7 "Nice oak flavour. I don't like oak."
Greg and Annie Italy Nero d'Avola Nero d'Avola - Zonin 7.1 "I would love to cook with this wine"
Eduardo and Angela Spain
Altos De La Hoya * 6.7 "Rich, chocolate hints"
Nancy Italy Barbera Barbera D'Asti - Vendemmia - Ricossa 8.0 "Dry and smooth"
Clair S Africa Shiraz DeWaal 7.4 "Big, complex, leathery like John's bottom"
John BC Pinot Noir Cedar Creek Estate Select 6.3 "Full of taste and pisazz", "no comment"
Wendy (John's friend) Italy
Rosso Piceno - Vendemmia - DeAngelis 7.3 "I can't believe it's not butter", "Full body!"
Cathy Australia Shiraz Rolf Binder - Hales - Barossa Valley 8.6 "Smooth like a baby's bottom", "My new fave!"
Myrla New Zeal Merlot Hawkes Bay - Oyster Bay 8.1 "Bittersweet romantic slap!", "MAGNIFIQUE"
Wendy K Portugal
Reserva 2001 Douro 7.0 "Good fruit complex"
Yumi France Grenache / Syrah Louis Bernard - Cotes-du-Rhone 8.2 "Liquid poetry! Spank me!", "My mouth feels funny."

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