VANCOUVER, July 28, 2014. Rumours are circulating around the blogosphere that the surviving members of the 1914 Sausages baseball team will be getting together for a comeback season in Vancouver in 2014. "We're a hundred years old now," said T-Bear. "But we feel like we can still compete." The Sausages are contemplating adding some younger blood to their roster, including the J-Dawg, Ewie G, and Shoe Junior.
It is widely believed that the "lost Sausage", Rob McMeat, will be joining the team as well. McMeat's favourite bat, the so-called "golden shower" will, if the rumours are true, be taken out of its cryogenic storage facility for the occasion.
When contacted for comment, former Sausages frontman Volley said "I have retired 5 times now from all competitive sports, so what the hell am I doing signing up again?".
At a recent press conference, MIT was heard shouting "Hit it to Chyyyyyna Derek!!!", perhaps signalling to the reporters that some kind of comeback was in the works. Stay tuned to this blog for new developments as they happen.
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