Game 1 vs. Slam Chowder

CHINA CREEK PARK, British Columbia, May 4, 2006. The sun was shining on the Sausages as they easily defeated the uninspired Slam Chowder 25-12 in their home opener at legendary China Creek Park. The fans had a ball too, with all four cheering (well, one of them was crying at times).
The advantage the Sausages had was their girls, with all three having outstanding hitting games and totally outmatching the Chowder's girls. Mary, who still doesn't have a nickname, called the dugout atmosphere "extraordinary". Angie, also without a nickname, said "It doesn't matter what you're wearing, you gotta get down." It's not clear exactly what she meant by that.
Starting pitcher Volley hurled. He then came out for the game, pitching three solid innings in his first start of the season. "The energy level wasn't there," he said weakly before collapsing on the bench from the Norwalk virus. He was later seen stumbling around a local pub looking for the "Reverend" chair.
Rookie Skags, a last minute call up from the farm team, showed some nervous energy early but got rolling later in the game. "After I pulled my groin I really settled down," he said.
Associate coach T-Bag seemed to enjoy his role as a pure player. He remarked, "It's hard to let go of the reins, but I like the direction."
Ewan avoided reporters and was whisked away to greet his adoring fans. Norm at one point had enough, "Aw, I'm tired of looking at that kid."
Satoshi "Speed", sporting shiny new ball pants, said "I have to go home and cook my tomorrow's lunch."
Deedee was craving beer after the game. When asked if she's off the wagon, she replied, "I'm sitting on the little rail of the wagon." She was later seen at a local pub guzzling a beer.

Box score (probably inaccurate, so please correct me)
Speed 5/5
Skags 4/5
Deedee 4/5
T-Bag 4/5
Shoe 4/5
Angie 4/4
Mary 4/4
Norm! 3/4
Volley 3/4

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