
VANCOUVER, BC, September 22, 2006. Sausages star second base person MIT celebrated her 40th birthday with some of her fans at an undisclosed location in downtown Vancouver late Friday night. The location remains undisclosed because they would not pay this reporter the required $500 product placement fee.
Another Sausages star, DeedeeK was there, going on endlessly about how her lip was mangled. Other notable attendees were C, King T, ReDD, J, Mass, Meat, Smitty, J, Kubla, S, Cunny, A, Dirty Al, Sooz, Sunny Glick, Skaggs, Ma & Pa MIT, Bro MIT, Joad, Dot, Toaster, Ma Toaster, Mashed Potatoes, Ethel Merman, Ricky, R, R's friend, and Shoe. Which reminds me, we need to think of
nicknames for C, ReDD's J, Smitty's J, A, and R. But that's for another post. Maybe that will happen after the STAGETTE STORY gets told!MIT got completely wasted and forgot her age for a moment. She tried to convince reporters she was ten!
She was reminded, though, in bold lettering on her cake.

As usual, some people got drunk and had to be removed out to the smoking area.
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