Sausages chafed by Dirty White Sox

CHINA CREEK PARK, Vancouver, July 26, 2007. The fans, had there been any, would have gotten their money's worth on Thursday night as the Sausages went toe to toe with the Dirty White Sox at fabled China Creek Park. The final score was 9-7 Sox. "We played well, and they played well," said coach Shoe after the game. He then found a dirty white sock lying by the backstop and threw it at the Sox bench. "I thought it was the ball," said Shoe. Luckily it didn't reach the bench, but just fluttered and landed just past home plate. The Sox didn't even notice it. "If there had been a large rock or stone in the toe of that sock they would have noticed it," said Shoe.
After the game, some of the team went to the Cedar Cottage for a beer. They get to go into the "VIP room" there, being baseball stars and all. A game of Buzztime trivia ensued and Dirty Al squeaked out a win over Shoe and Volley, thereby avenging last week's defeat to Shoe.

Box score:
Norm! 1/4
Dirty Al 1/4
A-Sink 2/4
Volley 2/2
Hope 2/2
Shoe 1/4
Slashbunt 1/4
Cereal 2/3
T-Ball 2/3
Redd 1/3

P.F.