MONTGOMERY PARK, Vancouver, July 19, 2007. The Sausages rolled over the Shirtacles like a sausage roll dripping onto a freshly ironed... shirt. The hapless Shirtsacles, winners of only two games all season, were clearly outmatched by the surging lips-and-asshole-tubed-ones, losing 10-6 to the Sausages. "The score was very flattering to the Shirts," said Shoe.
"This one was never in doubt," said Hope while dusting off his beautiful aluminum bat.
It was the first game in a long time where the Sausages had all regulars in the lineup. The only regular not there was T-Bag who had the audacity to travel to some god-forsaken desert on a game week. Volley hurled a complete game, and got some support from his defense as well as the offense.
Box score:
Dirty Al 3/4
Norm! 3/4
A-Sink 2/4
Hope 2/4
Cereal 2/4
Slashbunt 0/4
Shoe 3/4
DeedeeK 3/4
Volley 3/4
P.F.
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